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phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

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lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

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weirdnessloveandscifi:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

I love Gordon Ramsey cause he’s honest. If you can cook, he’ll say why it’s good and how to improve, if you can’t cook he’ll show you how, if you say you can cook and you can’t he’ll teach you not to be a fucking liar.

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poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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thislifesucks:

Oh now i see why we are like this

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intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

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allsoundsasscreed:

twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

Just an FYI.

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time-traveling-unicorn:

nash-grier:

Wow the judgement these days. Everyone is their own person. Just let them be and mind your own business.


this coming from the boy who made a ten minute video saying all the ways girls should change to make boys like them

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yo-mammadelrey:

When YouTube asks you to sign in your confirm your age
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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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meanplastic:

'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'

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